Ronald Stark, The Man
He's the chief auditor for the University System of Georgia - all 35 Georgia public colleges. For years he's been "Associate Vice Chancellor" or "Assistant Vice Chancellor." Now he's just "Vice Chancellor." He's one of only four people who report directly to the Chancellor of the University System. The pay increase is also nice.
So here's to Dad. Ron Stark, the KING of all things audit!
Caveat: To any random people searching the blogosphere, my father holds very different political opinions from me. Therefore, I will not stand for having you slander him by associating him with my wacky liberal opinions, like this one (which I encourage all my readers to respond to).