This Is What Happens To Your Brain When You Go To Law School

He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good...

"Hey!", I thought upon hearing those lyrics. "That sounds like quite an extensive system of espionage Santa's got there. He must have a network of spies combined with a wiretapping system. That sounds like a violation of the Privacy Act."

Kudos to any of my law-related friends who can think of a good cause-of-action to use against Santa Claus. Maybe not even not related to spying. For the sheer hell of it, let's think of how many different ways we could sue Santa......

......if he, existed that is.

Meantime, read about one of my favorite cases of all time: Mayo v. Satan. Yes, that Satan.