An Actual Conversation I Had At Work Today
Me: "So should I go down to the protest and thank them for paying my salary?"
Co-Worker # 1: "I think they'd probably stone you."
Me: "Death by stoning. Not a great way to go. Think I'll get back to work instead."
Co-Worker # 2: "Actually, they'd probably stone you with tea bags."
Me: "So instead of death by stoning, it would be death by t......On second thought, I'm not finishing that sentence."
Laughter ensues. Then work ensues. Lots of drafting of legal documents. The day gets more boring from there.